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do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
This is WaterA Must-Watch For Anyone Frustrated With Growing UpBecoming an adult is hard. Getting out into the “real world” can be soul crushing. But if you’ve ever been frustrated with the thought of growing up, you’re not alone. We all feel that way, so watch this amazing video that helps to put things into perspective.
Changing the way we talk is not political correctness run amok. It reflects an admirable willingness to acknowledge others who once were barely visible to the dominant culture, and to recognize that something that may seem innocent to you may be painful to others.
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a dumb seal*
YOUR HUSBAND IS ADORABLE AS FUCK
wow I’m tired of sex education teaching girls that it’s okay to bleed your first time having sex because it’s not your hymen stretches not breaks
you’re supposed to be relaxed and wet when you have sex stop teaching young girls if you’re uncomfortable and bleed that it’s fine because it’s fucking not
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